<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081533983484259317</id><updated>2011-04-21T21:08:06.396-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Customer Assistance to Hell, Please</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://customerassistancetohell.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8081533983484259317/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://customerassistancetohell.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>minwageworker</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IwQP5eHBS8I/SMnmv7a1D5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/u1Rm7ozUPao/S220/222007%5B2%5D.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081533983484259317.post-3020290305654096036</id><published>2008-06-21T22:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-06-21T22:30:57.805-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Would you like to establish a Sears card today?</title><content type='html'>You know, it only takes about 2 minutes.  And the best part is, you can save 15 dollars on your purchases today!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did I mention that the APR is 24%, the customer representatives don't speak English, and if you're not approved, you get nothing but a black mark on your credit report?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I say this about 100 times a day. (Well, only the first part.) It's just one of my many duties that comes with my job as a cashier at Sears.  When I began this job last summer, the last thing I expected was Sears-crazed managers talking about my future here in 2028, and customers who tried to haggle over a quarter.  I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wanted to start a blog so that regular people could share in the humor that I enjoy every day.  I like to call it retail hell.  Yes, the stories are hard to believe, but every one of these things has happened, sometimes multiple times.  I can tell you, I don't get paid enough to write this blog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081533983484259317-3020290305654096036?l=customerassistancetohell.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://customerassistancetohell.blogspot.com/feeds/3020290305654096036/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8081533983484259317&amp;postID=3020290305654096036' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8081533983484259317/posts/default/3020290305654096036'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8081533983484259317/posts/default/3020290305654096036'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://customerassistancetohell.blogspot.com/2008/06/would-you-like-to-establish-sears-card.html' title='Would you like to establish a Sears card today?'/><author><name>minwageworker</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IwQP5eHBS8I/SMnmv7a1D5I/AAAAAAAAAAM/u1Rm7ozUPao/S220/222007%5B2%5D.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
